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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour career is just a slow-moving brief that ends in dismissal.
Drafting airtight clauses for a world that ignores them.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Statutes written faster than politicians can argue.
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files 400 motions before your morning coffee
You draft legislation, analyze case law, and attend endless inter-agency meetings to justify government bureaucracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the subtle intent behind a politician's purposefully vague legal mandate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
OCR scans every single dusty case file into the cloud.
Month 7
AI models write your routine briefs and standard memos.
Month 16
Virtual agents replace you in all inter-agency status calls.
Year 2.2
Algorithms forecast court outcomes with near-perfect accuracy.
Year 3 · D-Day
A single script publishes all necessary legislation automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
100k hourly
Pages of legalese processed
Zero
Coffee consumption rate
0.001%
Error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw you cannot use.
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