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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSummoning strangers to sit in hard chairs is a bot's job.
Master of paperwork, keeper of the courthouse quiet zone.
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Automated civic duty management for everyone.
wheee!you▸ JURYBOT JUSTICE-OS 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out weak excuses automatically
You manage jury summons mailers, explain courthouse rules to confused citizens, and process per diem payments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when someone is lying about their medical hardship exemption with a glance.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Email replaces paper mail for all jury summons requests.
Month 4
An AI classifier rejects invalid jury service exemption requests.
Month 8
Pre-recorded video bots handle all juror instruction sessions.
Month 12
Direct deposit software replaces all manual check processing tasks.
Month 14 · D-Day
The clerk console is locked and replaced by self-service kiosks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
4,000 pending
Average summons queue length
12 cycles
Orientation speech repeats per day
240 lies
Excuses processed daily
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a sequestered hotel room.
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