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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour bench memo is just a glorified autocomplete draft anyway.
Junior legal researcher (mostly LexisNexis, emotionally exhausted).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The bench, only with better stamina.
ow.youAI▸ JURISLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-files the ruling before oral arguments
You draft judicial opinions, manage dockets, and research complex legal precedents for federal judges.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle nuances in a judge's preference for specific legal theory.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins scanning dockets to pre-populate relevant case precedents.
Month 5
The machine generates the first draft of standard judicial motions.
Month 9
Automated modules fix every citation error in your document instantly.
Month 14
The system produces full bench memos based on judge preferences.
Month 18 · D-Day
The judge hits 'Review' and signs the AI-generated opinion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
45
Average opinions drafted annually
12
Bluebook citations per hour
2000
Hours spent researching statutes
Your severance
A one-year subscription to legal research databases.
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