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Will AI replace Federal Lobbyist jobs? · Latest report #z9smsywv
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsBuying influence is expensive, but our algorithm does it for free.
Professional greaser of the gears of government bureaucracy
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated lobbying for the modern political machine.
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secures legislative amendments before coffee
You trade access for influence by scheduling private meetings and writing legislative briefs for bored members of Congress.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a politician's mood shifting across a crowded, mahogany-paneled room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI monitors all bill filings and floor voting records instantly.
Month 6
LLMs generate perfectly phrased amendments that serve your corporate client.
Month 13
Massive automated donation campaigns replace your in-person lunch meetings.
Month 21
Vision models track legislative sentiment in real time without human help.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Direct database injections replace the need for human legislative influence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
400 USD
Average lunch tab
12
Briefs ghostwritten per week
85%
Percent of time waiting
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm donor-class coffee beans.
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