Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Federal Office Employee jobs? · Latest report #ezyyyapn
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy your paper forms while the servers rewrite your entire life.
Paper pusher (specialist in redundant administrative oversight)
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your inbox until it is empty.
oof.you▸ FEDPROCESS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes entire backlogs in milliseconds
You process government data, file public forms, and maintain rigid records. Your desk is a tomb for redundant paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique ability to navigate bureaucratic nonsense with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR sensors scan your mail so you don't touch paper.
Month 4
Algorithms categorize your files while you sit and watch.
Month 8
AI bots answer public emails using your saved templates.
Month 13
System scripts purge the redundant records you spent years filing.
Month 18 · D-Day
The office lights go out permanently for your station.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42
Stamps applied per hour
12,000
Forms buried in cabinets
29
Years to reach retirement
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the government archive scanner.
Discussion
