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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour forced labor is now being outperformed by static efficiency protocols.
Subject currently residing in state-funded high-security accommodation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Locking down costs by locking out humans.
toast.youAI▸ CELLBLOCK-01▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
enforces total silence without human guard intervention
You are currently a captive occupant of a state-managed facility. The system has decided your presence is no longer the most efficient use of its cage.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique ability to contemplate your own existential dread in silence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Biometric sensors replace physical guard walk-throughs for morning counts.
Month 18
Holographic yard projections eliminate the need for human-managed outdoor time.
Year 2.3
Robotic meal prep units replace the inmate kitchen detail entirely.
Year 3.2
AI behavior analysis detects illicit bartering before it initiates.
Year 4 · D-Day
The facility transitions to full automation and human-free occupancy status.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
115 USD
Daily Cost to Taxpayers
99 percent
Human Boredom Level
Instant
Automation ROI
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a less expensive jurisdiction.
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