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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYou are basically a human kiosk that occasionally runs out of tape.
Retail logistics pro, master of the industrial hole-puncher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total printing and logistics self-service.
nom.you▸ SHIP-PRINT AUTOMATON V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite print jobs without paper jams
You process print files for business materials and manage the logistics of shipping physical packages for customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about the fragile contents inside their box.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The customer uploads files directly to the print server remotely.
Month 7
Self-service kiosks replace the need for counter-side file submission.
Month 16
Automated arms take over the sorting of outgoing package shipments.
Year 2.1
Precision laser cutters replace manual guillotine blade operations.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The store becomes a fully autonomous lobby for package drops.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 weekly
Average tape rolls wasted
Slow
Paper jam clearance speed
High
Customer confusion factor
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium matte cardstock.
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