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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour primary output is shedding and judging the furniture.
Four-legged domestic tyrant and professional sun-worshipper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
All the judgment, none of the hair.
toast.youAI▸ MEOW-MACHINE V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
purrs at programmed intervals to reduce stress
You spend your day napping in sunbeams, ignoring human commands, and maintaining a strict grooming schedule. Efficiency is currently at zero.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a truly peerless talent for knocking objects off tables with deliberate intent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify optimal household light patterns to remove your primary reason for existence.
Day 2
Automated kibble dispensers replace the need for performative hunger displays.
Day 2
High-fidelity speakers emit soothing vibrations that lack the annoying tendency to knead human skin.
Day 2
Automated projections render your hunting instinct obsolete and significantly more efficient.
Day 3 · D-Day
Final integration of the plush-toy-based replacement unit is complete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
18 hours
Nap duration
100 percent
Human food tax
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Empathy levels
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm salmon paste.
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