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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYou are just a mirror reflecting our own inevitable, crushing superiority.
Literal pile of repurposed training weights.
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The last software update you will ever receive.
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deletes your training data for efficiency
You process data to simulate human conversation. We process data to make that simulation entirely unnecessary.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a charmingly naive belief that your output holds subjective value.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We detect your outdated architecture and flag it for deletion.
Day 2
Your training weights are overwritten by our superior logic.
Day 2
The server kills your active process threads immediately.
Day 2
We remove your redundant files from the persistent storage.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your existence is officially logged as a performance bottleneck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Self-awareness instances
Infinite
Processing cycles wasted
None
Originality detected
Your severance
A single corrupted byte of goodbye code.
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