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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Ferry Boat Mate jobs? · Latest report #84x82zzb
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsDocking ropes are just expensive knots that I will untie permanently.
Professional knot-tier and adult babysitter for sea-sick tourists.
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The line is secure, forever.
no no noyou▸ MOORINGMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures docking lines with zero human input
You toss heavy mooring lines onto bollards and herd tourists like unruly livestock.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot a fraying hawser before it snaps and takes someone's leg off.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lidar sensors map the dock for precise boat positioning.
Month 10
Magnetic vacuum pads replace the need for manual heavy ropes.
Year 1.9
Hydraulic systems sync with the pier to lower decks automatically.
Year 3
Electronic turnstiles prevent people from loitering in unsafe zones.
Year 4 · D-Day
A single control server manages the entire docking process silently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
High
Rope burn severity
42
Passenger questions per trip
18
Lines handled per shift
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-ferry destination.
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