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Will AI replace Ferry Deck Hand jobs? · Latest report #49jnxah9
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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsA glorified traffic cop who ties knots for a living.
Professional rope-thrower and vehicle-wrangler for the salt-sprayed masses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The anchor never needs a break.
glub.youAI▸ AUTODOCK 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures vehicles with industrial-grade electromagnetic locks
You lash down cars, toss heavy mooring lines, and stand around until someone trips. Then you pretend to be nautical.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the water and know when the ferry is fighting the tide.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Auto-sensing winches begin grabbing your lines automatically.
Month 5
Lasers guide drivers into slots so you can stop shouting.
Month 16
Mechanical clamps replace your manual tire-lashing routines.
Year 2.5
Hydraulic sensors drop the ramp without human intervention.
Year 4 · D-Day
The vessel is fully autonomous and you are no longer invited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Knots tied per shift
88%
Percent time standing around
12 per hour
Frowns at bad parkers
Your severance
A lifetime pass for a ferry that no longer docks.
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