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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour drill is loud, but our automated street cabinet is silent.
Master of attics, conduit, and extremely tight crawlspaces.
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Fibre deployment without the tea breaks.
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snakes fibre through walls without touching plaster
Splice optical fibres in dusty lofts and crawlspaces while drilling through brick walls for cable entry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which cable bundle is snagged behind a Victorian floorboard.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Satellite imagery and 3D scans map entry points for you.
Month 13
Sensors detect blockages in pipes before you even arrive.
Year 2.1
Small robotic drills punch perfect holes for cable entry.
Year 3.2
A self-aligning fusion unit replaces your shaky hands.
Year 4 · D-Day
The unit performs the install while you go home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 holes
Average drill holes per day
240 minutes
Minutes spent in attics
4 pints
Pints of tea consumed
Your severance
One free spool of high-grade Ethernet cable.
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