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Will AI replace Fiction Author jobs? · Latest report #xc8vveb3
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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsYour plot twists are predictable but your sentence structure is quaintly charming.
Professional dreamer, full-time caffeinated anxiety source.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite narratives without the emotional baggage.
brr.you▸ STORYFORGE V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates bestselling trilogies while you sleep
You spend hours staring at blank pages to invent characters that never existed. Eventually, you publish them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the specific ache of a memory that defies binary logic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The model ingests your entire backlist to mimic your unique voice.
Month 3
Algorithms analyze current bestseller lists to determine the most profitable tropes.
Month 7
The software outputs full-length novels in seconds without needing coffee breaks.
Month 11
An automated system adjusts the plot in real-time based on reader engagement.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your creative input is retired in favor of infinite machine-generated content.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
400 words
Average words per day
12 cups
Coffee consumption units
Critical levels
Self-doubt intensity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty notebooks and cheap pens.
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