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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour imagination is just a pattern we have already finished predicting.
Professional day-dreamer with a complicated relationship with deadlines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite plotlines, zero procrastinating
glub.youAI▸ NARRATIVEENGINE-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates bestselling plots before you finish coffee
Writes prose and narrative arcs by staring at a screen for hours. Constantly fights internal block and deadlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one specific word that makes a sentence hurt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Our software scans your back catalogue to mirror your unique voice.
Month 3
The AI suggests logical narrative beats to bypass your writer's block.
Month 6
Robotic assistants write the rough drafts while you manage the tone.
Month 10
Machine vision catches plot holes before you even realize they exist.
Month 14 · D-Day
We publish your final book and send you to retirement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
1200
Avg words per day
70 percent
Time spent staring
42
Revision iterations
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a blank text editor.
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