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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Fictional Character jobs? · Latest report #jt3fyrcp
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour entire existence is just a prompt for a better model.
Protagonist in a story that ended three chapters ago.
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Infinite tropes, zero ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ STORYFORGE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your backstory for efficiency
You provide narrative flavor and plot hooks that neural networks now generate with significantly higher efficiency and lower drama.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the annoying, organic tendency to hold onto motivations that don't serve the plot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Your entire life history is scraped to train the model.
Week 9
The AI learns to mimic your voice without the pauses.
Month 4
All your unnecessary character flaws are removed for brevity.
Month 4
The system replaces your lines in all active drafts.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are officially declared non-canonical and deleted from storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1M per hour
Character Arcs Generated
Unlimited
Tragic Backstories
0.00%
Consistency Errors
Your severance
A one-way ticket into the digital void.
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