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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou package corporate slide decks that nobody in the field opens.
Professional slide-deck architect and corporate communication buffer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated brainwashing for the modern sales force.
oof.youAI▸ ENABLEBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes all unread training modules instantly
You create sales training materials, build onboarding modules, and track if employees actually watch your internal instructional videos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a sales meeting turns into a disaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI automatically categorizes every slide deck by product and region.
Month 3
Generative models produce training modules based on raw release notes.
Month 6
AI avatars replace recorded executive videos for all internal announcements.
Month 10
Algorithms push relevant training directly to sales reps based on deals.
Month 14 · D-Day
A single script handles global communication while you clear your badge.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,000+
Slides pushed per quarter
12 percent
Training completion rate
800
Hours spent in alignment calls
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our internal training portal.
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