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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou track tiny bugs while satellite sensors map the entire ecosystem.
Professional tick wrangler and DNA hunter.
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Mapping pathogens faster than biological evolution.
splat.you▸ TICKSCAN SENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
sequences pathogen dna in real time
You hunt for disease-carrying ticks in the wild, collect specimens, and analyze their DNA in the lab.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit exactly which thicket a tick is hiding in today.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite imaging identifies high-risk tick environments automatically.
Month 10
Small ground drones sweep fields to collect samples without human presence.
Month 20
Robotic lab modules process tick DNA within the transport container.
Year 2.8
The system uploads disease maps directly to public health databases.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your boots are replaced by a fleet of silent, autonomous bug-hunters.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12,000
ticks caught annually
1,400
average field hours
4 minutes
pathogen identification time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium DEET and tweezers.
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