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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsTeaching teenagers how to run in circles is now a data-entry problem.
Tactical schemer, loud voice, lover of muddy turf.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimised formations for maximum grass coverage.
ow.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect tactical formations onto the grass
You plan tactical drills, manage roster rotations, and yell at referees during humid afternoon matches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player has given up without them saying a word.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearable sensors start monitoring every player movement and sprint speed.
Month 10
Software determines the optimal starting lineup based on historical performance data.
Year 1.9
Autonomous cameras replace manual video recording and match breakdown sessions.
Year 3
Robotic field units direct drills and manage practice session intensity.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human coaching becomes a decorative role for sideline administrative oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
1000% higher
Whistle blowing efficiency
98% achieved
Teenager compliance rate
100% exact
Referee argument win rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of whistles and orange slices.
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