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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour screwdriver cannot fix a remote wipe command, and neither can you.
Professional breaker-of-things and remote cable-tangler
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last engineer you will ever dispatch.
help!youAI▸ SITESCAN-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots your office infrastructure remotely
You juggle site visits for hardware repairs and remote troubleshooting sessions for server or network issues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically untangle a knot of legacy cables that no documentation accounts for.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify failing hardware before you even start the car.
Month 5
Smart-hand software allows centralized control of every local port.
Month 13
Buildings are redesigned to remove your need to crawl under desks.
Month 21
Robotic platforms handle physical parts replacement without human travel.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked as autonomous agents finalize all repairs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 cups daily
Average coffee consumption
800 annually
Traffic hours wasted
Too many
User password resets
Your severance
A decommissioned ethernet switch and a firm handshake.
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