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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTraveling for two hours to plug in a power cable is impressive.
Chronic traveler of the corporate server closet
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Remote resolution for physical infrastructure.
bzzt.youAI▸ SITEGUARDIAN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
physically reseats local patch cables
You diagnose hardware failures, replace faulty network equipment, and troubleshoot physical connectivity in distributed office sites. You are the human equivalent of a reboot command.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically yank the server rack when the software loop refuses to exit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors on network devices report failure signals before the hardware actually goes offline.
Month 4
Automated power cycling units replace your physical presence for basic equipment recovery tasks.
Month 8
Vision models identify broken ports and faulty cabling connections without human inspection required.
Month 13
Spider-base units deploy to sites to perform hardware swapping and modular component replacement.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access badges are deactivated while SiteGuardian takes over all local physical maintenance workflows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
12 weekly
Average travel hours
Low
Cable management efficiency
99 percent
Successful reboot rate
Your severance
One complimentary cat-6 ethernet cable, untangled.
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