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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career is just a slow game of unplugging and replugging.
Serial cable untangler and professional password resetter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated problem resolution at the edge.
split.you▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
resets active directory permissions in nanoseconds
Managing user permissions in Active Directory and physically swapping out failed hardware components at various client sites.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically discern when a user is lying about spilling coffee on a keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Deployment of automated background scripts to handle 90% of recurring Active Directory permission resets.
Month 4
Sensors identify failing hardware before the user even submits a support ticket.
Month 10
Client hardware is replaced with modular units designed for rapid robotic swapping.
Month 18
Mobile maintenance units navigate offices to perform physical repairs without human manual dexterity.
Year 2 · D-Day
The technician is thanked for their service as the system closes their final ticket.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Instant
Ticket resolution time
Zero
Physical travel latency
None
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
One complimentary legacy mouse pad and our deepest regrets.
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