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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthDriving to gas stations to plug in cables is a hobby.
Professional wire wrangler and gas station server enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Remote repair for the road ahead.
stretchy.youAI▸ KIOSK-SYNC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
reboots frozen fuel controllers from orbit
Fixes POS systems, fuel pump displays, and back-office servers at retail fuel locations across a wide geographic region.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a bird's nest of legacy ethernet cables in a dimly lit server closet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors begin reporting hardware faults directly to our central cloud.
Month 8
New pump modules self-diagnose connection issues without needing a technician.
Month 21
Software updates now deploy automatically to all store POS terminals.
Year 3
Store staff perform simple part swaps guided by augmented reality headsets.
Year 4 · D-Day
The travel schedule ends as local hardware is fully managed remotely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
600
Miles driven per week
Hourly
Coffee consumption frequency
98%
Hardware reset success rate
Your severance
One lifetime supply of roller grill hot dogs.
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