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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy lugging that heavy demo kit while the algorithm books meetings.
Professional conversation-starter and heavy-swag enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The face of your brand, without the fatigue.
stretchy.youAI▸ PROMOBOT OUTREACH-7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
converts cold leads via localized holographic projection
You spend all day pitching products to strangers and hauling branded swag around busy venues.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually able to read a stranger's body language before starting your pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Mobile apps replace your clipboard for data collection.
Month 4
Interactive screens deliver your pitch to bypass human contact.
Month 8
Smart vending kiosks dispense the swag you used to carry.
Month 12
Robot pods navigate high-traffic areas to replace your physical presence.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final human marketer is replaced by a high-resolution display.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
92%
Average rejection rate
14 per week
Swag items lost
800 miles
Miles walked annually
Your severance
A lifetime supply of branded stress balls.
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