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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou stand in aisles selling drills to people who already own ten.
Home Depot aisle nomad with a stack of brochures.
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The shelf-stocking nightmare is over.
bzzt.you▸ DISPLAYDROID PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
demonstrates cordless tools indefinitely without needing recharge
You spend your week demoing power tools and arranging end-cap displays at home improvement stores.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle look of regret on a DIYer's face.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Sensors on shelves report exact stock levels to the backend server.
Month 8
Self-assembling cardboard kiosks arrive pre-loaded with demonstration models.
Month 17
Fixed robotic arms mount to shelves to demo drill features safely.
Year 2.1
Interactive touch screens replace human explanation of torque and battery life.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Store aisles are fully automated and require no human brand presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average weekly battery swaps
12 hours
Time spent talking to contractors
94%
Percentage of store aisles memorised
Your severance
One free battery-powered leaf blower and a coupon code.
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