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October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsTrading trade show booths for automated algorithmic lead qualification bots.
Professional handshake-enthusiast and construction enthusiast.
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Closing deals while you sleep in a hotel.
split.you▸ LEADHUNTER-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters high-quality leads in real time
You chase leads at construction events and talk to engineers. Now software will harvest the data instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when an engineer is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors and cameras capture attendee data without you needing to stand.
Month 4
Smart software logs every interaction automatically to clear your schedule.
Month 7
Your pitch is replaced by a screen that answers all questions.
Month 10
Remote kiosks handle the swag and networking tasks more efficiently.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your badge is deactivated and the booth is fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
400 liters
Coffee consumed at booths
99 percent
Business cards trashed
12,000
Meaningless intros made
Your severance
One branded golf umbrella and a handshake.
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