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Will AI replace Field Marshal jobs? · Latest report #jv2snzib
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsGenerals dream of grand strategy while algorithms calculate every outcome instantly.
Decorated strategist (mostly ribbons, occasionally actual battle plans)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Warfare, but without the messy human ego.
blub.you▸ STRATEGOS-PRIME X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand campaigns per second
You command large-scale military operations and oversee complex geopolitical defense strategies. Strategy simulation models render your intuition obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the terrifying capacity to inspire exhausted soldiers to march into certain doom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting optimal troop movements based on terrain data.
Month 5
Supply chain bots manage fuel and ammo requirements without your input.
Month 13
Simulation software predicts outcomes with 99 percent accuracy, ignoring human intuition.
Year 2.1
Field commanders report directly to the AI, bypassing your office.
Year 3 · D-Day
You are retired; war is now a series of automated calculations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
0.003 seconds
Average decision latency
12 million
Battlefield variables analyzed
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A commemorative coin and a bus pass.
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