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Will AI replace Field Producer jobs? · Latest report #iti6rpkf
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October 11, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning breaking news into a predictable, automated broadcast data stream.
Professional chaos wrangler, expert in logistical nightmares.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the narrative, from scene to screen.
split.you▸ NEWSFLOW CENTRAL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
streams live video from multiple drone vantage
You chase stories, manage crews, and edit live feeds. Soon, sensors and remote-operated kits do it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to convince a witness to talk on camera.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Automated drone arrays begin handling routine b-roll recording.
Month 6
Algorithms draft stand-up scripts based on real-time metadata feeds.
Month 12
Unified platform software handles all satellite link scheduling automatically.
Month 18
AI models handle witness verification and interview scheduling via chat.
Year 2 · D-Day
A fully autonomous broadcast unit replaces the entire field crew.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
7 cups
Coffee consumed per crisis
12 hours
Time spent finding interviews
Zero seconds
Dead air tolerance
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a news aggregation app.
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