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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour smile and handshake are now a subscription service for the electorate.
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Automating presence, sentiment, and local governance.
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You attend community events to read letters and coordinate local government relations for a legislator.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a constituent is actually angry versus just loud at events.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Scrapers replace your physical note-taking at town hall meetings.
Month 5
High-def screens replace your physical body at boring ribbon cuttings.
Month 13
AI bots handle coordination emails with local government offices directly.
Month 20
Text-to-speech pods deliver canned messages with perfect tone control.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your role is fully decommissioned in favor of a network API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 96%
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