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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell custom conveyor systems to factories that robots will run.
Expert in over-promising technical specs at factory lunches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you wake up.
help!you▸ VENDORBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates contracts while you sleep
You visit food factories to design automated handling solutions and negotiate complex equipment sales with factory managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a plant manager is lying about their budget.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Drones scan factory floors to build instant 3D layouts.
Month 6
Software writes your quotes by scanning competitor price data.
Month 11
Clients walk through digital twins instead of needing you.
Month 17
Machine learning identifies the exact moment a buyer signs.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system auto-books all machinery sales without human help.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.2 percent
Cold calls ignored
4 weekly
Factory site visits
1200 yearly
CAD drawing hours
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial-grade food conveyor lubricant.
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