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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour smile is expensive and your coffee breaks are definitely billable.
Road warrior selling dreams and signing paper contracts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the expensive lunch bills.
blub.you▸ PERSUADER-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates better margins using real-time data
You drive to leads, pitch products face-to-face, negotiate contracts, and manage existing client relationships in the field.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their budget constraints.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors track your exact routes and sales talk patterns.
Month 5
Software optimizes your route to eliminate all coffee breaks.
Month 13
Contracts move to apps, removing your need for pens.
Month 22
Video agents replace you for all initial discovery calls.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your vehicle is sold and the bot handles everything remotely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
18 hours weekly
Average travel time
human error prone
Closing rate variance
too high
Cost per coffee
Your severance
A gas card valid until the year 2026.
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