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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Field Service Support jobs? · Latest report #5rzkupei
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour screen-sharing session is about to become a terminal error.
Tier 2 troubleshooter, professional listener of 'have you tried?'
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Rebooting the office without the human sigh.
oof.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward office arguments
You troubleshoot hardware and software escalations from office desks. You spend your life explaining IT to confused adults.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a colleague is lying about trying to restart their computer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models ingest your ticket logs to find repetitive patterns.
Month 4
Scripted agents handle password resets and basic domain permissions.
Month 8
Vision systems guide users to fix hardware faults via webcam.
Month 13
Direct OS-level patching happens without you even noticing.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system resolves all tickets, leaving you with nothing to escalate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4.2
Average sighs per ticket
900%
Ticket resolution speedup
0.01%
Human patience remaining
Your severance
A decommissioned mouse and a heartfelt binary goodbye.
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