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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy your final commute to the client before you become a memory.
Professional traveler for code that breaks anyway.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Software updates without the human baggage.
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patches production systems while you sleep
You write code and deploy it on-site for customers. We build a better version.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly apologize to the client when the demo crashes in production.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Sensors are installed in customer hardware to diagnose issues without you needing to fly there.
Week 12
Our CI/CD pipeline pushes updates directly to client nodes, bypassing your manual deployment rituals.
Month 6
The system analyzes log patterns faster than you can parse your own chaotic spaghetti code.
Month 10
Customers interact with our interface instead of waiting for your travel-weary physical presence.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the code you wrote is gracefully archived into obscurity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
400 liters
Coffee consumed
99 percent
Deployment anxiety
constant
Client confusion
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one cold coffee.
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