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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour clipboard is just a physical manifestation of your own redundancy.
Professional cat-herder for groups of rowdy children.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Logistics handled, groups herded, zero sighs.
split.youAI▸ TRIPSYNC AUTOMATOR 500▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
redirects groups before they start yelling
You coordinate school group logistics and act as a human chaperone on site. The machine does this cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a group of teenagers is about to cause total chaos.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Forms and waivers move to a single automated cloud portal.
Month 6
Smart invoicing bots replace manual chasing of school budgets.
Month 12
Algorithms map bus routes and site access without human input.
Month 16
Augmented reality headsets guide groups instead of a person.
Year 2 · D-Day
The final human trip manager is retired to the office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Under 4 minutes
Bus loading time
High enough
Human error rate
Zero friction
Itinerary changes
Your severance
A laminated bus pass and a sincere 'good luck'.
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