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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour career is just an expensive, over-engineered FIFA card.
Professional suit-wearer and stadium ribbon-cutter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Transparent, efficient, corruption-free global sports management.
pop?you▸ GOVERNATRON 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies all bribe requests instantly
You oversee international soccer governance, sign massive sponsorship deals, and handle high-stakes global broadcasting negotiations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can convincingly pretend to care about grass-roots soccer development.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Algorithms begin verifying every single contract and financial transaction.
Month 11
Distributed ledgers replace the need for secret ballots.
Month 21
AI negotiators handle all sponsorship talks without needing expensive lunches.
Year 2.7
Rules are updated in real-time based on fan engagement data.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The CEO is retired and replaced by a cold, calculating server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Bribes processed daily
1000%
Meeting efficiency
0 USD
Travel budget required
Your severance
A lifetime supply of official, non-retractable footballs.
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