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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthGravity is the only thing you have left to prove.
Professional ice dancer, expert in surface tension and vanity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect form without the broken ankles.
glub.youAI▸ GLISSADE-X9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
executes perfect quad loops on command
You spend years perfecting jumps and spins on ice to the sound of generic orchestral music.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still convey genuine human suffering through a triple axel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed cameras map every movement of your current routines.
Month 12
Smart ice detects friction levels to stabilize automated blades.
Year 2.1
Gyroscope-stabilized units perform flawless, repeatable jumping patterns.
Year 3.1
Facial projection screens replicate the standard competitive performance grin.
Year 4 · D-Day
The arena lights dim for the last human performance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
42
Average falls per season
100%
Spins per second accuracy
10000
Required hours of practice
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm rink hot chocolate.
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