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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour custom relational scripts are just spaghetti code with a layout.
Professional architect of very fragile relationship graphs.
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You build complex database systems and layouts for business workflows using proprietary scripting and relationship graphs.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who understands the mess you made in 2017.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins indexing your custom scripts to find logic gaps.
Month 4
Automated vision models recreate your layouts in modern web frameworks.
Month 8
A cloud engine converts relationship graphs into standard SQL queries.
Month 13
The business stops using the file and starts using live web-apps.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server shuts down and your developer console is deleted forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per bug
12 weekly
Hours spent fixing layouts
99 percent
Users complaining about mobile
Your severance
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