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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour prop gun expertise is just a slower version of a printer.
Professional wrangler of expensive, dangerous metal props.
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Perfect weapon safety without the human ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ ARMASAFE PROPSUITE V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces zero-tolerance safety protocols on set
You oversee weapon safety, storage, and maintenance for film sets. You provide technical instruction to actors on handling props.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an actor is going to mess up a draw before they move.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Inventory logs shift to cloud-based tracking systems.
Month 10
Secure storage boxes unlock only for verified actors.
Year 1.9
Optical sensors verify barrel clearance and chamber states.
Year 2.7
Holographic guides replace your physical actor coaching.
Year 4 · D-Day
Autonomous prop handlers render your presence entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Infinite
Safety certs managed
High
Coffee consumption
100 percent
Set clearance rate
Your severance
A decommissioned stage prop and a firm pat.
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