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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsFetching coffee and holding gear is the pinnacle of human achievement.
Professional gatekeeper of the craft services table.
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The invisible crew that never asks for lunch.
bzzt.youAI▸ SETLOGISTICS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-empts production needs without being asked
You manage equipment logistics, manage talent logistics, and bridge gaps on film sets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the director is about to have a nervous breakdown.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated apps replace paper call sheets and manual talent coordination.
Month 5
Delivery bots handle all food and equipment supply replenishment cycles.
Month 10
Sensors identify gear placement needs before the crew even asks.
Month 15
Gantry systems position lighting rigs without needing a human gofer.
Month 21 · D-Day
Human logistical support is fully integrated into centralized studio software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
25000
Steps walked daily
12
Coffee runs per shift
8
Hours holding a boom
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm craft services coffee.
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