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Will AI replace Film Colourist jobs? · Latest report #jnwsp63g
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour artistic eye is just a LUT waiting to be automated.
Senior Colorist (obsessed with DaVinci Resolve and shadows).
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Perfect color, zero ego, infinite speed.
help!youAI▸ HUEMASTER PRO X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
applies cinematic looks to raw footage instantly
You spend hours adjusting curves, wheels, and contrast to make footage look expensive. Then you export the master.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the client's skin tone looks grey in specific lighting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models identify every clip type and lighting condition automatically.
Month 4
Software instantly balances camera sensors to match your primary reference shot.
Month 8
Neural nets track objects for masking without manual keyframe input.
Month 13
Clients select a reference movie and the machine mimics the style.
Month 18 · D-Day
The software produces perfect final exports while you find a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,000 yearly
Hours tweaking shadows
12 hours
Time per render
Critical
Human mood variance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic stock filter pack.
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