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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour art-house film selection is just a data trend for me.
Parisian gatekeeper of subtitles and high-concept misery.
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Automating your festival circuit strategy.
split.youAI▸ CINEMARKET-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates global rights while you sleep
You manage film festival submissions and international marketing schedules. You navigate complex film market protocols for niche cinema.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a bitter festival programmer into screening a flawed debut film.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your database of programmer preferences is scraped into the core.
Month 6
The system auto-populates and fires off all festival submission forms.
Month 12
An AI agent handles all initial rights inquiries at markets.
Month 16
Automated emails coordinate your entire junket schedule without human help.
Year 2 · D-Day
The software manages the full circuit and sales without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Instant
Submission forms processed
Zero
Festival networking lunches
Negligible
Coffee consumption during drafts
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a streaming service you hate.
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