Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Film Lecturer and Researcher jobs? · Latest report #igi4cank
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTeaching cinema theory while cinema theory is being rendered into oblivion.
Skeptical theorist living in a render-farm world.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated tenure track for zero overhead.
split.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates perfect syllabi in three seconds
You facilitate academic discourse on film production and conduct research. Soon, your lecture halls will be empty, and your thesis will be synthesized by a query.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific frame of film holds cultural emotional weight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language processors evaluate student essays against your existing rubrics with surgical indifference.
Month 5
High-fidelity digital avatars deliver your standard introductory lectures while you sleep.
Month 10
AI models ingest all your published research to generate new papers faster than any journal.
Month 16
Algorithmic systems curate film theory modules that adapt to student engagement in real time.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your university credentials are decommissioned as the system achieves self-sustaining academic output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
94 percent
Papers cited by zero
Unlimited
Lecture hours saved
Null
Student engagement metrics
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium streaming service.
Discussion
