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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsProfessional email-forwarder who pretends creative decisions are actually budget logistics.
Professional cat-herder for ego-driven, over-budget creative projects.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Budgeting without the ego-driven tantrums.
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calculates tax incentives in nanoseconds
Managing production budgets, schedules, and talent contracts while babysitting directors until the movie finally wraps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still gaslight a temperamental lead actor into performing the scene for free.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest every historical production budget and contract clause.
Month 5
Legal templates generate ironclad agreements without human intervention.
Month 13
Sensors and software handle all daily call sheet scheduling autonomously.
Year 1.9
Investors replace your status updates with real-time financial tracking widgets.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The AI handles the wrap party and fires the entire crew.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per hour
92%
Percentage of time on calls
too many
Script drafts read
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct streaming service.
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