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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are paid to hold a clipboard while waiting for the apocalypse.
Professional door holder and high-stress beverage delivery specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Logistics automated, temper tantrums eliminated.
help!youAI▸ SETLOGISTICS-PRO 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
manages crowd control without needing lunch
You haul equipment, wrangle extras, and fetch coffee on twelve-hour shifts. The industry is dying to replace you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a director is about to snap before they do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An app replaces your paper printouts with real-time updates.
Month 6
Automated magnetic barriers manage pedestrian access on set.
Month 12
Small robots deliver coffee directly to the talent.
Month 16
Self-driving platforms haul equipment across the filming location.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your entire role is offloaded to a central logistics dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
42 daily
Average caffeine deliveries
89%
Hours spent holding doors
94%
Percentage of day spent running
Your severance
A Starbucks gift card for ten dollars.
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