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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsCollecting rocks is not a career, it is a geological oversight.
Amateur geologist with a penchant for cinematic vandalism.
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Precision lithology for every scene.
ow.you▸ LITHOSEARCH-V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters gravel for optimal window destruction
You scavenge specific stones for film sets, ensuring continuity and thematic consistency. Your role is a boulder-sized hole in the production budget.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which stone looks best when thrown through a pane of glass.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
We upload 3D scans of your entire collection to a local stone-texture database.
Month 6
Vision-guided arms are trained to identify optimal projectile shapes using your manual inventory.
Month 13
Robotic sorting cells replace your manual inspection with high-speed weight and dimension verification.
Month 19
Autonomous crate-loaders transport stones directly to the filming mark without human supervision.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your employment contract is terminated as the LithoSearch system enters its first live production run.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
2.4kg
Average Rock Weight
0
Continuity Errors Prevented
9/10
Back Pain Index
Your severance
One free bag of river pebbles.
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