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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour job is to wait around until someone looks slightly messy.
Professional actor-wrangler and static-cling destroyer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision grooming, zero human interaction.
splat.you▸ READYCAM V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys mist and comb automatically
You touch up hair and makeup before the cameras roll. You keep actors camera-ready for every single take.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when an actor needs a distraction to calm their nerves.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res cameras identify stray hairs better than a human eye.
Month 5
Sensors detect dry skin and apply moisture without being asked.
Month 10
Miniaturized arms fix flyaways using real-time motion capture data.
Month 16
Robots occupy the dead space between the tripod and the actor.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your kit is retired as the automated grooming suite takes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Touch-ups per shift
12
Coffee runs performed
9
Hours waiting for lighting
Your severance
One free hair dryer and a signed release form.
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