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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are the highest-paid professional coffee fetcher in the industry.
Professional gate-holder and human tripod.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Logistics handled without the constant asking for craft.
glub.youAI▸ RUNNERBOT MK. IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers craft services faster than humanly possible
You haul equipment, wrangle extras, and sprint across sets to keep production schedules moving at all costs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the Director is about to have a mental breakdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Production apps replace your paper call sheets and scheduling notes.
Month 5
Sensors and wheels handle the heavy sandbags and gear movement.
Month 11
Lightweight drones and beacons manage extras during exterior shots.
Month 16
Smart cabinets deliver coffee and snacks directly to crew members.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
A single mobile base unit performs your entire daily checklist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
22,000
Average steps per shift
4 per day
Coffee orders botched
100%
Radio channels ignored
Your severance
A stale bagel and a bus pass.
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