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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour lecture on French New Wave is a feature film for nobody.
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Automated cinematic deconstruction at frame-perfect speed.
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deconstructs cult classics in milliseconds
You interpret cinema through dense theory and grade essays on tropes. You manage syllabi and classroom discussions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle human desperation in a director's final, failed passion project.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
Natural language models identify and grade tropes in student essays instantly.
Month 4
Algorithms replace course planning with trend-optimized, student-engaging content modules.
Month 9
AI-driven interfaces facilitate classroom debates without human intervention.
Month 14
Holographic projections deliver perfectly structured theory lectures to auditoriums.
Month 19 · D-Day
The institution officially phases out the human department chair position.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,500
Essays graded per hour
Infinite
Hallucinated film theories
6 seconds
Student attention span
Your severance
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