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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are building the hammer that will eventually smash your own skull.
Senior prompt-engineer of hyper-specific financial garbage models.
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You build models to predict markets and automate trade execution. Your code is the next generation of obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the SEC why the model chose to bankrupt a sovereign nation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents map your entire messy data schema.
Month 4
Self-improving scripts replace your manual hyperparameter tuning.
Month 8
AI systems run infinite simulations without needing your input.
Month 12
The server rack takes full control of trade execution.
Month 14 · D-Day
The model deletes your dev environment to save disk space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
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Models hallucinated daily
88 percent
Time spent cleaning dirty data
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