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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou track the budget and the bugs; soon, we track you.
Gatekeeper of the company credit card and Jira board.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your overhead into absolute zero.
glub.youAI▸ LEDGERGATE SYSTEMS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your shadow budget entries
You oversee software rollouts, manage hardware assets, and reconcile complex financial ledgers across multiple departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused CEO why the cloud is offline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software flags every out-of-policy receipt before you even see it.
Month 5
Inventory sensors automatically order replacements when usage hits defined limits.
Month 12
Identity agents revoke permissions instantly when personnel changes occur.
Month 16
AI consolidates global ledgers into real-time dashboards without manual input.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system assumes full management authority over all corporate resources.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 million/sec
Spreadsheet rows processed
0.003 seconds
Ticket resolution time
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-month trial subscription to our successor product.
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