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April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a human macro that needs to sleep and eat.
Professional cell-formatter and slide-deck ghostwriter
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Spreadsheets that update themselves while you sleep.
glub.youAI▸ AUDITLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
formats slide decks in under four seconds
You spend all day copy-pasting client data into spreadsheets and formatting slide decks for partners. Your existence is essentially a glorified, expensive data-processing loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend to understand the partner's vague, rambling instructions during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart templates replace your manual slide deck alignment and font consistency checks.
Week 6
OCR agents extract and map data from PDFs directly into your models without errors.
Month 3
Logic verification software checks your formulas faster than any intern ever could.
Month 5
Generative models draft the executive summaries you currently write in the middle of the night.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login credentials for efficiency gains.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 liters
Coffee consumed
12,000
Cells formatted
14%
Errors introduced
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very sad muffin.
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